The stupidity of men

I think the real story of Adam and Eve is like this.Adam was made,an he was so fuckin' stupid ...that God made the woman,let's admit that they are more inteligent then us, men,in the end, we do what women want,and it's making me crazy because,they are doing all kind of things,but they are doing it in a way that, makes you believe that, you are the one who thought about those things,and you are the one who tooked the decision.Let's take sex. for example..we love sex...100% men are obsessed with one thing..guess what?SEX...and here comes the genius mind..that invents mariage,but wait,they don't ask us to marry them,they don't force us to marry them,we have to do it,and 80% of men hate mariage,why we are doing that? to get constant SEX,see what i'm saying...we are so limited..that when a man receive sex,he believes that he is Superman,try this thing..before you start doing sex,tell him to do something outrages,he will do it...why? because he doesn't think in that moment,his brain is restarting over and over again,it is known that if you want to tell your boyfriend or husband something bad,the perfect moment is when you're doing sex:

               -Honey i cheated you with your best friend

               -Aha

                -Baby i crashed your car in the lake.

                -Aha

                -And i tooked your credit card and made some shopping with just 30.000 euro

                -Aha..faster baby...

                -Ooo i almost forgot,we will have a child

                -Fuuuuck!!!that was good...what you were saying?

                -Nothing babe,let's have antoher round because i forget to tell you something.

Women love the word ''safe'',love means safe,mariage means safe,relation means safe,and knows that man can be hooked with that three letter word,that is not so safe,but an inteligent hunter becomes pray for a moment to catch the real pray.We are so proud when we go out with a girl for the first time...yeah we are the men,but in reality they are the real''men''.They hate us because we are superficial,if you compliment her  eyes her dress,and say something about how good she looks,she will think that we are thinking about sex..and how many positions her body can endurance...well you are right girls,but that doesn't mean that we don't apreciate how beautiful you are inside,or how inteligent you are,it's just that, gravitation makes the blood to arrive more quickly down then up.

In the next post i will talk about how men in their stupidity conceived a simple plan to charm,and get girls.